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According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.
Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.
by C. Kazenzakis September 11, 2004
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Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.
Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
by rhob888 October 3, 2011
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Timelines

Timelines

Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …

That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..

It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …

This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …

But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …

I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …

And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)

Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
Timelines …. Just gotta get in sync…
by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023
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Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom
Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...
by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017
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timelinebeast

Username for someone who doesn't know their background or where his/her's parents came from, He just thinks of himself as Black when in reality he's just whitewashed, defining his small penis in all his conversations, and eating his own words like a dumbass
Oh my goodness, timelinebeast Shut up you Simp
by YUSEE September 13, 2020
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timelxnes

A very large penis Individual with many hoes
Damn timelxnes has so many hoes
by Frisktard April 28, 2021
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timeline

to timeline: To inform someone that what they just referenced/presented/discovered and showed others as something new and awesome is in fact older than crap. Origin from a "timeline" image on a message board that was to be posted at the time of timelining.

Over time, however, the process of timelining an individual is thought of as rude, due to the fact that the timelined individual has just been sassed out for no reason they are aware of.
"Hey, guys, look at this flash thing I just found! Hahaha, kamikaze watermelon-"
"TIMELINED!"
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
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