Thumbnail

The cover photo for a YouTube video. Usually to get your attention or show what the video is about.

Put boobs in the thumbnail to get more views dude!

by TheRedBeanie__ July 20, 2016

Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

Thumbnail Syndrome

The phenomenon in which someone seems far more attractive in the thumbnail version of a profile picture than they truly are.

I thought the girl who sent me a friend request was hot, but it turned out to be a case of Thumbnail Syndrome.

by Ken_II July 27, 2009

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Nest Thumping

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.

When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020