turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014

Throoter

A simultaneous punch in both the throat and the cooter

THAT BITCH DONE THROOTERED ME FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW

SHE GOT THROOTERED AFTER SHE INSULTED CARLA AT MCDONALDS ON DORSETT

by cootersquad January 15, 2017

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

Thriftshopping

1. Macklemore would describe it as a way to pop tags with only twenty dollars in your pocket.

2. shopping for cheap clothes at a thrift shop.

We went thriftshopping for clothes at a Goodwill.

by Turbo321 November 18, 2012

Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.

by Caedoe April 14, 2014

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...

Love a good throat swab!

by Sex101 February 5, 2009