On me

I swear . like you would say on ur mama or on god..

Carl: bruh look at that girl right there bruh she bad asf
Charles: On me bruh

by Bldrr June 7, 2018

That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

On me

A honest promise

On me I never sucked dick before.

by 803 Problems June 20, 2018

be me

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

by itiswhatever April 24, 2015

me no no

means 'i don't know' but is said in a childish voice

"what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
"me no no"

by xxxwtdxxx February 12, 2006

@ me

when you are subtweeted/subbed on social media.
used to tell someone to tag you next time.

Billy: You don't have to be a shady shit, @ me next time!

by heyo1234567890heyo November 15, 2016

Me

You, but better.

"Go get ME a samich."

by *cough cough* July 15, 2009