Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.
Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4
I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
by Pyros April 22, 2004

by sammy zipdisk January 4, 2005

Sean was helping a customer when he left to go check the inventory of a shoe, when the evil Vicki stepped in and stole his sale. This resulted in Sean losing a $104 sale and the commissions that went along with said sale!! THIEF!
by SEANATHON11 August 3, 2007

DJ whats his name... That kid who always steal the mouse balls from the school computers, but then is so stupid at doing it that he actually gets caught.
by Itto Manji December 19, 2003

Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.
Verb: To take something.
Verb: To take something.
1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.
2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.
2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.
by Clayton Bigsby December 22, 2005

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Clever individual who steals from the riches, and gives to himself. Very great in finding the weaknesses in his enemies AND friends to steal them easily.
Favorite RPG Command: FLEE
Favorite RPG Command: FLEE
by Delf June 23, 2003
