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Flesh Thermometer

When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010
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Thermostat

That thingy on the wall that only dads can touch and will say “it cost money” to you if you touch it
You: It is too hot
Also you: *Touches thermostat*
Dads: tHAt cOsT mOnEy yOu kNoW
by Falling walrus October 19, 2019
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thermostat compatible

when two people are both comfortable at the same indoor temperature
Her: One thing you should know about me, is that I need the temperature to be at least 75 °

Him: Me too! We are thermostat compatible.
by zevg September 24, 2012
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thermos

The most amazing invention of the 20th century.
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "How do it know?"
by Murph dog and the bandits April 29, 2003
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Thermos Mermos

When a student of special needs brings a thermos with him to lunch. After eating the contents of the thermos, he proceeds to the restroom where he has dishwater (bad diarrhea) back into the thermos. (A funnel may be used at times dependent upon how violent the dishwater is) The thermos is later brought home to the mother where she is greeted by her sweet little boy/girl, who screams "surprise" when the thermos is opened and contents are discovered. (contents are still warm) Pissed off, the mother does a quick rinse of the thermos and repacks the same lunch in the same thermos for her special child the next day.

Now, here is where the definition gets tricky: Thermos Mermos can be used as both a verb or noun.

Utilization as a verb states that Thermos Mermos is the act of refilling a thermos with excrement (must be diarrhea) so it's still warm when brought home to mother. Note that screaming "surprise" when the mudpies are found is and added touch to Thermos Mermos and does not have to be stated in all Thermos Mermos accounts.

Usage as a noun (Person): Thermos Mermos could refer to both the "actor" (person who fills the thermos with the shit-funnel) or the finder of the excrement inside the thermos.

Usage as a noun (Thing): A thermos with volcanic shit bubbling inside.
Brian: Dude, I've gotta go drop the Cosby kids off.

Nate: Why are you bringing your thermos to the bathroom?

Brian: I'm gonna Mermos this Thermos.

Nate: THERMOS MERMOS!
by Yes its B January 5, 2010
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Chowder Filled Skin Thermos

I'd love to share my lunch with you. I brought my chowder filled skin thermos.
by Hu$h February 1, 2010
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Thermostenosis

Noun. The inability to maintain one's body temperature, or subjective sense of temperature in a comfortable range. I have frequently used this word to describe my wife's tendency to be a little bit too cold or a little bit too hot. But my mother in law takes the cake; peri-menopausal women tend to suffer from this condition disproportionately as hot flashes may prevent them from tolerating anything but the most climate controlled air conditioned environment.
A notable figure in literature whose thermostenosis deterred him from bathing properly or frequently is Shel Silverstein's Dirty Dan: "Oh, I'm Dirty Dan, the world's dirtiest man, I never have taken a shower. I can't see my shirt--it's so covered with dirt, And my ears have enough to grow flowers. But the water is either a little too hot, Or else it's a little too cold."
by joegro August 1, 2013
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