Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

Meat Thermometer by Tom March 5, 2004

Thermometer 

Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.

Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.

Thermometer by Chris Reeve August 3, 2009

rectal thermometer 

A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.

A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.

Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>


Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>

rectal thermometer by fagsRgay January 13, 2009

Thermamaters

Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.

Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.

Thermamaters by richippr September 23, 2013

Weight thermometer 

The posh 85 year old way of saying scale

A: You know I was just weighing myself on the weight thermometer...I feel so skinny
B: Damn can I use your weight thermometer

Weight thermometer by potatosugar July 2, 2021

Rectal Thermometer 

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

Rectal Thermometer by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.

Meat Thermometer by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003