themacuser.org

A website in which a man is covered in what appears to be feces, eating "delicious turd cocks" (as depicted in the site). A mac computer is visible in the background, further suggesting that everyone who uses macs instead of pc's suck on shit covered dildos.

Joe: Have you ever been to themacuser.org? It's for people who are really into macs apparently. It's perfect for you!
Zoltan: Oh thanks man! I'm definitely gonna check it out! -You know how much I love macs, lol.
Next day...
Zoltan: fuck you man...
Joe: rofl

by loljustlol July 5, 2011

thefacebook

A spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. Students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (Name, relationship status, telephone, AIM, address, classes, favorite stuff, etc.) For this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

Used to "connect" with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your Psych 101 class.

The modern uni equivalent of "What's your number?"

Hey, are you on facebook?

by Lady Chevalier May 3, 2005

theacefiles

the most based person alive and has the best hands 😈😈😈🔪🔪🥀🥀🥀

if ur mutuals with theacefiles ur hot

by canaryu March 9, 2021

themcel

the cringe alternative of incel/femcel but for nonbinary people. basically someone who can't get laid because they have joker brain. they probably listen to car seat headrest and radiohead or something.
example: me

person 1: dude how am i still single?
person 2: because you're a whole ass themcel-

by Pedroelmono June 23, 2021

The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.

So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(

by Sithspitz November 8, 2011

TheMattyAP

TheMattyAP is Australian which means that he lives in Australia. His beard rivals that of the gods of greek mythology, and leads a cult spreading far and wide across the seven seas. He lurks amongst the mortals and disguises himself as a friendly streamer by the name of Matty. Little does anyone know, they are amidst a living god who makes even Zeus writhe with envy. Cactus Cult For Life

Your bitties shall rain on TheMattyAP's Tiddies

by KaRysma September 29, 2019

Theracitos

Meaing deafness in the opisite ear from your dominant hand. In all cases is caused by loud sex.

ex OMG SALLY! Your activities is sure to cause theracitos.

by Dakman / The_Wraith February 14, 2005