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stain on the sheet

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.
"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"
by Kat November 20, 2004
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Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
by Muffu September 14, 2009
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A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'
similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"
by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003
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The 44TH PUSS STAIN

The 44th PUSS STAIN ~ is a methodology in which to define the 44th POTUS because in reality pus stain is typically something that you associate with something utterly disgusting. In this respect the The 44th PUSS STAIN satisfies every aspect of being utterly repugnant because he has no moral turpitude and has defined himself as a complete and utterly untrustworthy semi-human being ~ for the following reasons;
1. He has broken every major campaign promise that he ran on!

2. He has not supplied the documents necessary to prove that he is worthy to be the president of the United States!

3. He has 44 czars when he said he would hire none before he became the 44th PUSS STAIN!!

4. And now he is crippling the United States with carbon taxes about to go into effect healthcare regulations and the expansion of a war that most people agree we shouldn't even be part of.

5. The 44th PUSS STAIN will go down in history as a traitor to the Constitution of the United States of America that should have been tried for treason found guilty and hung until dead!

6. Signed Michael Fazio author of Angels on the Ark.com a.k.a. HoodwinkedbyanAngel
by hoodwinkedbyanangel November 23, 2010
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a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
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Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
by Napoledan November 16, 2019
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the sainato

the act of being able to fuck any girl when ever one pleases
John walked into the party and did the sainato on every girl there.
by willy the kid March 11, 2009
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