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The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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Professor of the Streets:
Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.

Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.
Lee: Bruv, I’ve been… I had to go on the Urban Dictionary to speak to the young generation. At work, I don’t know what they’re talking about these days.

Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
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Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
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by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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The Professional

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Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.
I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.
by Mrk T January 1, 2008
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The Professional

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When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.
Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.
by DiArRhEaJeSsE November 22, 2011
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the professionals

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a new original krew, of three young upcoming artists with a lot of protention - R. "Blur" Robbins, J, "JRE" Epperson, and T.o.DD

Professional Entertainment, Inc.
Blurry Studios, Inc.
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www.soundclick.com/theprofessionals
©Pro.Ent. 2004
We the Pro-fess--You know.
by randy [blur] robbins June 27, 2004
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