A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer
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Makes up random statistics.
Makes up random statistics.
Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate
Brian: No they dont
Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.
Brian: No they dont
Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!
Brian: You are such a Painter!
The Painter.
Brian: No they dont
Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.
Brian: No they dont
Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!
Brian: You are such a Painter!
The Painter.
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A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
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Mone't Taylor is definitely a hashtag the painter; all she likes to eat all day is watermelon and fried chicken.
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