Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on

When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it

Funny in the pants by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017

Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.

Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.

Wears the pants by Justaineer December 19, 2008

seat-of-the-pants 

1. adjective. Informal. Based on or using intuition and experience rather than a plan or method. Performed without using instruments: a seat-of-the-pants landing of the aircraft.

2. Verb: using or relying on intuition and experience rather than instruments, technology, or a predetermined man

a seat-of-the-pants landing of the aircraft.

The young owners of the start up company were running their business by the seat-of-their-pants because they lacked previous experience.

seat-of-the-pants by Mozhgan Hudiburgh December 2, 2019

seat-of-the-pants 

Based on or using intuition and experience rather than a plan or method, improvised;Performed without using instruments

He had become used to seat-of-the-pants solutions in response to unexpected problems

seat-of-the-pants by L.Charlie January 2, 2009

rock the pants 

the one who makes the decisions in a relationship, takes control. Usually the one with less to lose. Their decision is first and final.

Prince Royce: I've tried everything to catch up to your speed. You push me to the edge... Tonight I'm coming home late!!! I ROCK THE PANTS!!

rock the pants by MexicanNinjaa97 December 8, 2011

The Pants 

Those floral pants a girl wears at school that makes her butt look huge.

GOD Damnnnnnn, she brought out "the pants" again.

The Pants by Foh Nem August 16, 2016

happy in the pants

intensely excited about something such that one's excitement rivals that of sexual pleasure

The release of Madden 2006 made Bob, an avid football gamer, happy in the pants.

happy in the pants by Nate910 May 1, 2006