The.emo.cult

He’s just weird to be honest

(His music taste is elite though)

“Have you seen the.emo.cult on Instagram?”

“Lol yeah. He has problems”

by Jjwjdhwhdd February 20, 2021

The Emo Donkey Punch

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.

This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.

by pattymills May 27, 2008

The Emo Fort

Referred to when someone is depressed or behaving negatively; the state of mind a person behaving said ways is in.

Pollyanna was really in the emo fort last week, wasn't she?

Oh yeah, she was moping around and she wouldn't talk to anyone.

by The Baconator June 11, 2008

the emo swoop

The beautiful flowing hair of one who listens to Hawthorne Heights.

Look at the emo swoop on Mr. Smith :D

by Vicky K August 29, 2008

the emo swoop

the hottest style of hair pertaining to guys. it occurs when the hair is grown out in front long enought to swoop over the eyes.

wow. look at that hot guy over there, he has sports the emo swoop

by bop March 10, 2005

The emo trinity

The emo trinity is a group (named by the fans) that consists of three emo bands. The bands are fall out boy, panic at the disco, and twenty øne piløts. All of these bands are close and are loved equally among all of their fans. They will become soon legends.

Wow, I just listened to a mashup of the emo trinitys music for like 3 hours!

by Ummmmmm... June 16, 2016

@the.emo.cult

Std spreader with nice hair and good music taste

"@the.emo.cult is the only reason I haven't killed myself"

by shoomssss February 20, 2021