Pushing The Banjo

You Are Talking About Sex With A Sibling But Aren't Sexually Intimate But It's Still Uncomfortable

Timmy Was Pushing The Banjo When Talking About Sexual Things With His Sister

by Lil_DemonWolf666 October 10, 2023

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025

Plucking the old Banjo

When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.

Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.

I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

Play the (Irish) Banjo

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.

Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo

by Light Joker March 12, 2004