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The Teen Choice Award

When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.
"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?

"Yeah, man"

"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."

"Nice"
by SpoonzwithDudez May 11, 2009
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Taz The Teenager

Taz the Teenager is someone who’s a teenager but thinks their a toddler but in reality is a teenager and sometimes can act like a walrus.
Oh, look it’s Taz the Teenager
by Taz Walreee February 5, 2020
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The secret life of the american teenager

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."
The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.
by Paulytukas November 23, 2010
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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.
Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008
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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.
Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"
by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008
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Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!
by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011
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the average teenage girl

a girl blogger who epitomizes generalities of a female aged 13-19 years old.
The average teenage girl sure does blog a lot on her webpage, whosthatgirl dot tumblr dot com!
by tatg August 21, 2008
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