King of the nasty snatch

someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it

Pal A: Oh my god look at that 400 lb beast

Pal B:Yeah I'd hit that

Pal A: You sick fuck, you are one King of the nasty snatch

by WWA...not NWA May 24, 2004

The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"

You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009

King of the nasty snatch

A man that will bang anyone or anything possible.

dude, you banged her. She is 300 pounds. that makes you king of the nasty snatch

by Sir Dubblin January 18, 2003

around the back snatch attack

This is a smooth move that may turn shocking depending on the girl and/or mood. References the reach around during a kiss where you maneuver your hand around past the ass cheeks and into the snatch zone. Finger, pinch, rub...whatever “attack” method you choose will do. Enjoy!!

Oh man!!! Midget Joe tried the around the back snatch attack on his full size girlfriend and wound up with his finger in her ass.

by K-Man Schwim March 16, 2005

the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions

Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast

by Calibra August 12, 2016

Snatch on the Latch.

When a girls so uptight and frigid about doing the deal, her pants are harder to get into than Fort Knoxs.

Dwayne: "Man, I was tongue tickling her sphincter last night then went for the vagine but she was having none of it."

Si: "Yer dude, its not worth your time. That girls got her Snatch on the Latch."

by Treewisp October 31, 2011

snatch to the hatch

like balls to the wall but for chicks. Made up by some comedian

Snatch to the hatch, let's do this.

by lazy meerkat September 1, 2009