santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto

by shib January 25, 2005

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

Santa Clause

Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.

Dude that santa clause is packin some serious shit

by WIGGITY WACK January 07, 2004

Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.

Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..

by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019

Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.

Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.

by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019