The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

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The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.

Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.

by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020

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the poop girl

the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds

we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT May 30, 2022

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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).

Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

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Peppering the poop

Ruining something fun for someone else.

"That disgusting dog just ate her own crap again! That's it! I'm peppering the poop!"

Can also be used in the past tense, as in "Dude, what the fuck?! He totally just peppered the poop! I'm never playing this game again..."

by Lunazen November 19, 2010

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where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.

Where’s the poop, Robin?

by lilnip November 18, 2017

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