Lobbing the lizard

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Best band of all time

Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*

by Nicktendo69Lmao March 6, 2022

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

drain the lizard

To take a piss (males)

Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004