pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

caw the handle

Scottish expression meaning "do the routine"

A lot of things to do, I'll just have to caw the handle as usual.

by rsx11m February 22, 2023

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!

by Fearman April 15, 2008

Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."

"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown

{guyDid u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007