homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 8, 2017

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

Side Glide

A mistress or woman on the side.

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Homie Glide

When one heterosexual man lubes up another heterosexual mans butt cheeks then continues to hump it in a titty fucking fashion. There is no penetration of the anus therefor is not gay.

"Yo, Arthur, I'm bored and like women, should we homie glide to pass the time"

by anhyzerdfpr March 15, 2010

Hand Gliding

The act of sticking one's hand out of a moving vehicle, creating sufficient lift to make it fly around like a plane.

He lost his hand in a tragic hand gliding accident.

by Mrpopo123 August 30, 2010

Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

Electra glide

A model of motorcycle manufactured by Harley Davidson

"What's that bike ?"

"Owwwww ... that's an original Electra Glide .... monkey see, monkey want ..."

by Eighth of Seven October 16, 2008