kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

Abby the baker

A bumblebee that flies through the air with her antennas gliding in the trees while carrying her brief case with children inside and doesn’t know how to sing A-O-K properly

The man of the hour is Abby the Baker.

by A_O_K April 8, 2024

Tipping the Baker

“Tipping the Baker” refers to performing anilingus on a partner with a large posterior. The ‘Baker’ is in reference to the recipient’s ‘cake’ (meaning buttocks).

“His wife has got some serious cake, I sure hope he’s tipping the baker!”

by guapwarrior April 6, 2026

THE Colin Baker

Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.

Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.

Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'

"Who told you could park there?"

"THE Colin Baker, bitch."

"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"

by mizzdefyne June 11, 2008

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007