thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big

I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.

by bacon splitz March 14, 2017

Thaddeus

A hunk of a man with a purple mullet and massive hairy man bum.

Nice arse Thaddeus

by thaddeushasamassivebum December 24, 2022

Thaddeus

A tall skinny kid who has mixed feelings about sports. Thaddeus is somewhat funny, and is smarter than most and you didn't expect it. Thaddeus also loves fortnite.

Wow Thaddeus is smart.

by ,.., January 22, 2018

Thaddeus

That part of skin between your balls and your anus.

I got that ointment for my Thaddeus rash.

by RopesNBoats January 8, 2018

Thaddeus

A nice fat ass on an attractive lady.

Dang she got a Thaddeus. I can only pray shes bout it.

by gursace March 18, 2022

Thaddeus

A annoying potato that likes to cuss and can’t shut up also and laughs over everything. Also likes to punch people and bully younger kids. A common Thaddeus will often make fun of you for your hair.

That kid is such a Thaddeus, dummy.

by Bob.lio December 18, 2018

Thaddeus

a small penis'd person who only lives to fuel his ego and sucks Satan's dick in his free time

I fucked Thaddeus and was disappointed

by Your A Door aka joey December 12, 2019