the term used to describe when one is constantly and obsessively texted by someone whom they don't wish to communicate with.
john keeps textually harassing me - hes sent me like 50 texts today, even though i haven't responded to any of them. i wish he'd quit partaking in textual harassment.
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Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
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Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.
B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.
C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!
C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
by ben14 July 7, 2010
Get the Textual Harrasment mug.- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!
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Get the Textual Refractory Period mug.the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009
Get the textual healing mug.The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
by JCoyote November 24, 2010
Get the Textual Job (TJ) mug.a classier term used by the upper class to refer to "sexting" the act of erotically stimulating another person from a distance via text. text can be in the form of instant messaging, text messaging, passing notes, morse code and even smoke signals. textual assistance is usually used while in a long distance relationship to keep up the guise of a "real" sex life you can discuss with your socialite friends, but also includes leaving sensual messages on your fiancé's corporate satellite phone or dirty post-its slipped to the twenty something secretary of yours you poke while your wife is at charity galas. while textual assistance can be used both to signal a booty call or nudge both parties in the direction of an orgasm...it is an essential part of the elite life.
(On a private ship at sea)
Butler : Sir, your mobile just vibrated. It appears to be a text message.
*Young heir to Fuzzy Dice empire takes one hand off the wheel of his yacht and picks up the ruby encrusted phone*
Maxwell Lucas Hetherington III : Not a text message Boothby, you silly old chap! This is textual assistance from the Princess of Luxembourg! As you can tell by the swelling in my Ferragamo's she's quite the dirty bird that one! Better swing round the cape and take a gander at that crown jewel before the cricket match!"
Editor's Note: Scriptwriters for CW's Gossip Girl recently asked for this to be used on their show to expose overweight, multi-ethnic and working class America to the wonders of "textual assistance". Angry gold leafed scrolls flooded in from all over the world to CW headquarters accusing the show of being too "tawdry" and having a multi-racial cast. For fear of losing ad revenues, it was pulled from the script.
Butler : Sir, your mobile just vibrated. It appears to be a text message.
*Young heir to Fuzzy Dice empire takes one hand off the wheel of his yacht and picks up the ruby encrusted phone*
Maxwell Lucas Hetherington III : Not a text message Boothby, you silly old chap! This is textual assistance from the Princess of Luxembourg! As you can tell by the swelling in my Ferragamo's she's quite the dirty bird that one! Better swing round the cape and take a gander at that crown jewel before the cricket match!"
Editor's Note: Scriptwriters for CW's Gossip Girl recently asked for this to be used on their show to expose overweight, multi-ethnic and working class America to the wonders of "textual assistance". Angry gold leafed scrolls flooded in from all over the world to CW headquarters accusing the show of being too "tawdry" and having a multi-racial cast. For fear of losing ad revenues, it was pulled from the script.
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