Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

by lalaconz May 31, 2014

Dry Texter

Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.

Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

by ious d June 28, 2011

textertain

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.

Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "

by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010

tette

The italian word for "tits"

fammi vedere le tue tette!

Show me your tits!

by laRokka May 27, 2009

textteaser

A textteaser is a person who loves to send texts. So much so that they make you believe they are your best friend. They will text you at all costs but never want to actually see you. They get gratification from the attention texting gives them but have little to no interest in being friends with the person they are texting.

Shawn is such a textteaser, we text everyday after work but he is always making excuses to hang out with me.

by kam ching July 15, 2009

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018