textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.

Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"

by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.

What does BMW stand for?


Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

textbook

When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.

Kevo...that was textbook

by toppity November 15, 2009

textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.

Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!

by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009

Textbook

When a person behaves or an event unfolds as it is explained in an educational text. "Straight out of a text book"

A perfect example.

similiar to classic

Twerking on that guys junk in front of the smith family was textbook Miley.

Tul and Morbs were the textbook childhood duo.

by theLITTLEj March 15, 2016