Textament

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

by Mason Manson December 9, 2008

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...

Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...

by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 9, 2008

textasexual

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016

Textakiri

Somebody that is killed in an accident during texting

I did read some tragic and stupid news about textakiri, more than 11 teen deaths everyday, is caused by it.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017