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Testicularexplodoses 

Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses

Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.
Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.
Testicularexplodoses by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testiculate 

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.
I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.
Testiculate by Gis November 15, 2005

Testiclite 

1. A member of the male gender, from testicle and the suffix "-ite".

2. One who is fascinated with the testicles, or engages in testicle worship.

3. A macho showoff.

4. The gonad of the male; most often pluralized as "testiclites".
1. John is a testiclite, but mary is an ovarian.

2. That testiclite couldn't stop staring at my 'nads.

3. Johnny Knoxville is a testiclite!

4. Fondle my testiclites!
Testiclite by JonMaker August 15, 2004

Testiculate 

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.
johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.
Testiculate by insertDongle May 12, 2010

Testicling 

When Jason is laying on his bed with his testicles out. Normally with no pants.
Jason was uncomfortable so he took off his pants and began testicling
Testicling by brotime9 November 9, 2010

testiculate 

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species
Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier
testiculate by phildo the great January 3, 2014