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Teledeportation

–noun

1. the lawful expulsion of an undesired alien or other person from a state by the use of a teleportation device.

2. an act or instance of deporting using a teleportation device.
"Teledeportation would be a great way to get rid of all the illegal aliens."

"Teledeportation would require setting up a teleportation device in America and designating a point at the Southern-most tip of Mexico so we could instantly teledeport the illegals as far away as possible."
by Ruler of Nations May 4, 2009
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Someone who likes to be naked while on the phone
I rang my friend and said 'What are you wearing?'. 'A smile' she said. She's such a telenudist!
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