Use of the palm of one's hand for speeches and interviews, rather than relying on a (gasp!) teleprompter.
Sarah Palin used her telepalmpter so as not to be likened to President Obama using a teleprompter for speeches that are actually coherent and not word salad.
by telepalmpter February 13, 2010
Get the telepalmpter mug.A person whose reliance upon a teleprompter to such a degree that s/he is lost and unable to formulate a coherent sentence without utilizing the device is ridiculous and unbecoming.
Man: Oh look, Senator Smith is on all the networks giving a speech.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.
Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.
John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection.
Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep.
John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
by Prolixity December 4, 2009
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Dude, I just listened to Obama speak for 26 minutes on the "overseas contingency". There was zero substance, and no pregnant pauses. Plus, he never blurted out a single "uhhhh", and he was teleprompterrific.
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Person A: D'you hear the president is giving a speech tonight?
Person B: Wonder what that telepromtard has to say?
Person B: Wonder what that telepromtard has to say?
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