Teija Again Lol

Teija Again Lol

Part 2 Cunts

Teija Again Lol

EVEN

MORE

YEARS

LATER

Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!

VERY

LOTS

YEARS

LATER

I

THINK

70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 24, 2019

Teija

A blonde teenage chick who is a suck up in school and is disappointed even when getting good grades. Is flat as fuck l0l. Hasn't gone out with any guys cuz she goes out with her school books (if she gets intimate with those books shes gonna have a whole ton of paper cuts on her tongue and on her beef curtains xd).

Jason: Whos that chick?
Alex: I think thats Teija.
Jason: What the fuck is a Teija???

SEVERAL

YEARS

LATER

Random: Do you Tei... Tay... Te... Teeja?
Teija: Teija...
Random: Teija, take Alex to be your husband?
Teija: Uhh...
Random: *whispers* this is the part where you say i do...
Teija: Oh... I do?
Random: And do you, Alex, take Teija to be your wife?
Alex: FUCK NAH DAT BISH SECRETLY A SLUT!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

Tijaya

Tijaya’s are the bests people you could even meet. They are so caring and funny and they will knock a hoes teeth out if the try to come for you. Everybody get yourself a Tijaya.

Tijaya: Caring, Funny, Smart, Pretty and Vengeful.

by Leillania March 10, 2019

Tejay Rogue

A fat Arma 3 player that has bread crumbs and BBQ sauce on his keyboard. He oftenly Says digger

12 year old: Hi tejay
Tejay Rogue : Whats up digger, ahurhur

by Chapo "The Pedo" Guzman April 9, 2019

teijah

Shes very loyal, always smells amazing, and has amazing hair. Shes a ray of sunshine that will brighten anyones day... she has the best smile and has a very bright personality

Teijahs smile will brighten your day

by Hehehehehehehehehehehehegg November 22, 2021

Teija

Is supposed to be smart but can’t spell. Her chest is as flat as her forehead and she complains about getting good grades. Must have brain deformities, because she can’t stop saying sorry.

Me: she won’t stop saying I’m sorry
Friend: she must be a teija

by Yourmum22 December 16, 2019

Teejay

A girl who cant stay faithful to her poor boyfriend who loves her with all her heart

Teejay is such a cheater!

by bitchigoturmaaans November 25, 2019