teets

Sam has 8 teets.

Look at the teets on that dog! There are 8 of them!

by Boobs April 11, 2003

Teets

male tits

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.

by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003

Teets

1. A.K.A. Blaine Teets
2. Football Player
3. Class of 2003

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

teets

Convo fillers, avoid awkward situations.

"Teets mate"

"what the teets?"

"Nice Jersey man."
"Teets."

"How was the exam? Have you finished your assignment?"
"Teets."

When you don't know what to say,

"TEETS."

Have Teets day Mate.

by Ynfan November 3, 2019

Teets

New Zealand slang. Popular in the East Coast. Sometimes spelt as teats. It’s used to describe someone/something as being useless; boring; pathetic; underwhelming; inconvenient etc. It is essentially used to characterise a person or object and sometimes a situation as having a negative trait.

“Don’t be a teets c*nt, just come out with the boys.”

“His car breaks down heaps, f*cking teets.”

“He’s so teets oi, did you hear he cheated on Maria?”

“My night was so teets, I got dragged out just to sober drive.”

by KaptainKefs December 21, 2021

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

Teets and Gens

Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.

Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!

Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!

by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009