A man who has a passion for Chicken Tenders (Tendies), usually lives in his Mom’s basement, and is known for placing risky bets on Robinhood using his stimulus checks. Single handedly, he is nothing. But, collectively, Tendiemen kneecapped the richest of the rich in the modern global financial system
The Tendieman hopes he’ll make huge gains of GME. In the meantime - “MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES!!!?!!?!”
by Circleasquare January 28, 2021
Get the Tendieman mug.Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
by Gritzy July 19, 2018
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God's gift to Earth.
Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
by Whatisasoftr August 22, 2017
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Get the Tiddies mug.The Big Tiddie Community is a group of kpop idols who like to keep their man-tiddies big. Its President is Wonho, the thiccest bitch in kpop - he is known for his overall thiccness but most importantly his man-tiddies. It's Vice President is BM or Big Matthew (from Kard), hence his name his man-tiddies are hella big, he earned the name of Big man-tiddie dude after frequently exposing his chest. He has done a few instagram lives talking about his tiddie game which 'you gotta keep strong'. He also has praised Wonho for his tiddies and featured both Wonho and shownu on his live, naming them The Big Tiddie Committee. Shownu is also a member of the community and is a fellow member of the group Monsta x. He is known for his thicc shoulders and his vibrating tiddies. The last member is Namjoon (RM from BTS), although he doesn't openly expose his tiddies like the other members fans have spotted his sculpted chest in many pictures, this has brought about the phrase 'Namtiddies' a word used to describe Namjoon's perfectly proportioned chest.
The 'Big Tiddie Community' has been thriving recently, did you see BM exposing his man-tiddies in the Bomb Bomb music video, like damn he keeps his tiddie game strong.
by hahahahahahmidwaygreyorange September 12, 2019
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by kentalicious May 4, 2018
Get the Mingyu's tiddies mug.Ryan Tedder is an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and record producer. As well as being the lead vocalist for the pop rock band OneRepublic , he has an independent career as a songwriter and producer for various artists. His band is known from hits like Counting Stars, Apologize, Love Runs Out, Stop And Stare and a soundtrack from 13 Reasons Why , called Start Again.
Person 1: I love OneRepublic! It's my favourite band!
Person 2: Yeah, mine too! The frontman Ryan Tedder is so handsome and has beautiful voice!
Person 2: Yeah, mine too! The frontman Ryan Tedder is so handsome and has beautiful voice!
by Stormer September 3, 2018
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