Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.
by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005
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"I texted you because you text me."
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Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
Get the textedo mug.A Player on the Loony SMP known to have caused several issues and has had 5 assasination attempts attempted on him.
Known things he has done:
He has created a copy of the egg from the Dream SMP saying he likes the idea of something spreading and that he just isn't creative. (This can be debatable.)
He had almost fully infected the most popular marketplace on the Loony SMP before taking down on of the eggs, the egg is currently dormant.
He is the reason the cactus grows fast, making one of the most overcomplicated experience farm possible to be made in the Loony SMP, requiring roughly thousand blocks to make, containing 3 main sections:
The Bamboo Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber.
The Smelting Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber being by far the biggest, taking up a whopping 18 × 10 ×10 space or more commonly know 1800 Cubic metres! Making it by far the biggest and most useless farm in the Loony SMP.
Issues he has caused:
Claimed a part of the OP Wither Farm made by xd_davs and his allies. (Sold claim for 4 netherite.)
Destroyed SEVERAL of the mall ownership contracts, even after knew ones were made.(UltraNovaMusic tried to assassinate him with End Crystals, killed himself in the process, afterwards xd_davs attempted to assassinate aswell, failed 4 times.)
Achievement he has made:
Biggest Cactus farm in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs bred in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs owned in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs murdered in the Loony SMP.
Most likely to cause a war.
Known things he has done:
He has created a copy of the egg from the Dream SMP saying he likes the idea of something spreading and that he just isn't creative. (This can be debatable.)
He had almost fully infected the most popular marketplace on the Loony SMP before taking down on of the eggs, the egg is currently dormant.
He is the reason the cactus grows fast, making one of the most overcomplicated experience farm possible to be made in the Loony SMP, requiring roughly thousand blocks to make, containing 3 main sections:
The Bamboo Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber.
The Smelting Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber being by far the biggest, taking up a whopping 18 × 10 ×10 space or more commonly know 1800 Cubic metres! Making it by far the biggest and most useless farm in the Loony SMP.
Issues he has caused:
Claimed a part of the OP Wither Farm made by xd_davs and his allies. (Sold claim for 4 netherite.)
Destroyed SEVERAL of the mall ownership contracts, even after knew ones were made.(UltraNovaMusic tried to assassinate him with End Crystals, killed himself in the process, afterwards xd_davs attempted to assassinate aswell, failed 4 times.)
Achievement he has made:
Biggest Cactus farm in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs bred in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs owned in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs murdered in the Loony SMP.
Most likely to cause a war.
xd_davs: "Who just stole our contract?!"
UltraNovaMusic: "It was TestedTeret and he seems to be burning it."
UltraNovaMusic: "It was TestedTeret and he seems to be burning it."
by JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUSSSSSSSSSSS March 15, 2021
Get the TestedTeret mug.Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below
DOB:1972-02-07
Race:Lizard
Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in
Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted: 1 March 2022
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
DOB:1972-02-07
Race:Lizard
Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in
Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted: 1 March 2022
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
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1. A new product that helps men in their everyday lives to enhance a task often farfetched and strange but useful nonetheless and always good for tailgaiting at Colts games (oh and all the other teams who are not as good as the Colts)
2. BEER COMMERCIAL.
1. A new product that helps men in their everyday lives to enhance a task often farfetched and strange but useful nonetheless and always good for tailgaiting at Colts games (oh and all the other teams who are not as good as the Colts)
2. BEER COMMERCIAL.
Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved
The Foozie Foam Finger! Combines an Indianapolis Colts foam finger with a koozie to hold your beer. Because its-
*Crowd*: "Tailgate Tested"
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The Foozie Foam Finger! Combines an Indianapolis Colts foam finger with a koozie to hold your beer. Because its-
*Crowd*: "Tailgate Tested"
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by Cordell Erskin April 28, 2010
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"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
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