techspreading

The act of scattering your laptop, cell phone, and related charging cables all over a common table.

"Ugh, this guy is techspreading all over the bar at this Starbucks, I can't set my coffee down."

by TyrelSouza September 4, 2019

techportunity

When a developer creates a bug but wants to get credit for solving it.

It’s not an error, it’s a techportunity!

by Hardcodelife August 23, 2021

techsteria

The hysterical obession with modern technology and subsequent dependence with it.

Can also be used as: techsterical

1. The techsteria of iPhone buyers today is larger than ever.

2. He was techsterical with his new devices.

by Dick-E October 7, 2021

Techsiest

A highly attractive male involved in the world of technology.

The techsiest man alive.

by Esa7167 February 13, 2025

Die Sechsperten

An unimportant podcaster group from the Ore Mountains. With the motto: "Quality is for losers" they brought out an episode almost every Thursday that surpassed the previous one on the subject of horror. At some point they got an idea that was worlds ahead of all other ideas that humans had previously. They founded a radio station, which initially ran the same mainstream shit as all other radio stations and rightly deserved the slogan: "Worse than tinnitus". At some point they revolutionized their station and have actually been playing very good music ever since. But to say that would be a lie. Basically, the Sechsperten are arguably the worst thing that has ever been done to mankind.

I get paid to say that "die Sechsperten" are horror.

by Till Roscher November 21, 2021