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technotard

A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.
Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"
by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009
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Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010
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A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.
I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.
by dodogas February 24, 2011
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someone who is incapable of comprehending new technologies and their uses.
A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.
by Gym76 December 8, 2010
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I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!
by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006
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A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.
My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.
by jettyrock March 25, 2009
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Technotard: Combination of the word technology and retard
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.
He unabashedely admitted to being a real "technotard" when it comes to installing his new software into his computer.

Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.

I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!
by Patt Cotingham March 11, 2007
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