High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

Techneck

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.

That techneck hacked into Farmville.

by walkpast June 24, 2011

Techneck

The fanbase of Virginia Tech (aka V.P.I.). Most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. The university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Man, the Hoos laid a beatdown on their Techneck cousins to the south last Saturday.

by TDIV September 1, 2008

Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.

Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before

by smelly the tetrapod April 9, 2021