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Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023
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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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Tech Support Scam

When someone from India cold calls you and says you have a problem with your "dextop" computer. They use scare tactics, such as the Event Viewer (eventvwr) and the Tree command in Command Prompt to try and convince you that you have a "wirus" on your "dextop." They ask you to pay a large sum of money for the "fixes," and if you don't pay, they try to put syskey on your computer, which locks you out of your computer. Popular topic for Youtubers and pranksters.
#1: Did you get that call from Microsoft yesterday?
#2: No, it was a Tech Support Scam. It was not Microsoft.
by Scam Buster August 29, 2016
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Tech Support Hotline

A spin-off Youtube live stream show made by a member of the Buddhism Hotline Rajeev Kapoor. The show focuses on helping callers with tech support. Like the Buddhism Hotline, it gets trolled by prank calls.
“Oh man, i can’t wait to watch the Tech Support Hotline and troll the indian man.”
by ThePerkyHamster October 22, 2019
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tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored
tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"
by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021
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Tech support syndrome

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.
Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.
by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010
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Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.
I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.
by WearWolph September 29, 2011
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