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The act of looking like a jackass douche bag and embarrassing friends and family by imitating the prayer ritual of a mediocre NFL running back who is credited with miraculous comeback wins even though is it usually the opposing team that completely breaks down and beats themselves in the fourth quarter.
Tebowing can lead to extreme over the top media coverage for basically doing nothing, marriage and divorce to Kim Kardashian, and eventually found naked and dead in a sleazy motel room overdosed on cocaine and Jack Daniels laying next to a male prostitute named Juan.
The act of looking like a jackass douche bag and embarrassing friends and family by imitating the prayer ritual of a mediocre NFL running back who is credited with miraculous comeback wins even though is it usually the opposing team that completely breaks down and beats themselves in the fourth quarter.
Tebowing can lead to extreme over the top media coverage for basically doing nothing, marriage and divorce to Kim Kardashian, and eventually found naked and dead in a sleazy motel room overdosed on cocaine and Jack Daniels laying next to a male prostitute named Juan.
by Xombie Red December 21, 2011
Get the Tebowing mug.Tebowing is the position one assumes in a bath house, park restroom, stadium or other public setting as a prelude to offer oral sex. The 'tebower' kneels with one knee to the ground then supports their jaw in preparation for lengthy oral sex session they are about to facilitate.
He keeps tebowing but so far only Carlos and Jesus have taken him up on it. I think he wants $5 for every tebow he gives. Oh wow... that was one of the best tebows I've ever had, now bend over.
by Anton Berlin December 17, 2011
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"Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."
by JustDizzle January 22, 2012
Get the Tebowing mug.A sexual position used frequently in gay male pornography where the recipient kneels on one knee while placing the opposite foot forward in order to allow a better camera view of the penetration. The position is sometimes used (although infrequently) in heterosexual pornography.
During the filming of Leo and Lance, director William Higgins often requested tebowing by star Leo Ford in order to capture the money shot.
by denisclaire December 19, 2011
Get the Tebowing mug.The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.
by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011
Get the Tebowing mug.Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).
I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.
by Teboner December 19, 2011
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Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.
by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011
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