Seal Teaming

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP

Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick

by SharkNado July 25, 2014

Tearing It Up

To raise hell. To kick ass and take names.

Gary was tearing it up in high school.

by Dave1 May 10, 2005

Tearing it off

1. An extreme session of masturbation brought on by being male.

see tugging: The more intense form of "tugging it".

I haven't seen Fahim in a couple days. He must be tearing it off.

by Coinsmith August 13, 2010

Teasing the Alien

butthole licking aka Tossing the Salad. Tagging the alien is known as anal sex.

Your face smells like ass, have you been teasing the alien?

by Ryan aka Ryno April 23, 2009

myspace teasing

When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.

Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?

Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.

Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.

by kw525362 March 26, 2009

love teasing

the form of complimentary banter between two loved ones in which teasing is not to be found in short supply, and employs tactics such as inside jokes, and hilarious jabs of personal offense to the other; love is still conveyed, however these can get quite savage given the right couple and their level of tolerance and whimsical playfulness between the two. It should not be taken offensively, but as an endearing liveliness

Casey: "dangoldave, always up to no good, you need Jesus and to check on your 'mater plants"
Dave: "I don't fucking sound like that"
Casey: "I reckon you purdy much dang 'ol do actually"
Dave: "that's it, it's knuckles"

they love each other, and Casey doesn't think Dave is a redneck idiot that lacks the aptitude to properly grow tomatoes, and Dave isn't going to strike Casey with his knuckles (this time); they are just love teasing

by ichoosetophuckyou March 23, 2017

A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006