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Taxiety

A nervous disorder or feelings associated with filing taxes, owing taxes, paying taxes, not receiving a tax refund, or any thing else involving an unpleasant tax related situation.
At this time every year I have to take off from work due to taxiety.

The stimulus received for covid-19 may increase taxiety if required to pay it back.
by Created for a purpose October 14, 2020
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Taliesin

Mad guy, sexy, probably has a massive duck, gets all the girls and is bf material
Taliesin being defined is a guy you should date
by Happy-123 April 10, 2021
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taxes

What makes you go from being rich to poor
who doesn't hate paying those fucking things?
by lunar shadows December 24, 2004
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Taxes

Money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their INCOME. This means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. Taxes are NOT collected on WEALTH, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.

Therein lies the explanation why pollutocrats like John Kerry, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Kennedy, who have millions of dollars, want to raise taxes. They have great wealth but not-so-great incomes, so they pay very low taxes. It's YOUR ass they want to tax.

This also explains why higher taxes are the liberal's favorite solution to every problem. Higher taxes cost him nothing, but the entitlements they pay for buy votes from members of the entitled groups. This explains why black folks like to vote for John Kerry. You didn't think they like his face, did you?

Note a fundamental truth of the universe: Corporations do NOT pay taxes. Never have. Never will. They merely collect taxes and pass them on to the government. If the government slaps a high tax on corporations, the corporations merely raise the prices of the goods they sell, and pass the cost along to the consumer.
Hillary Clinton lay in bed, momentarily troubled because she could not think of a new way to raise taxes.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.
John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.
by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
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Taliese

Taliese is a beautiful, kind person who although she may get angry, is always ready to help others. Taliese loves sugar and loves any sugary food!
Omg! Who is that pretty, kind girl?
Thats Taliese!!!
by #GraceTheTRuThFuL May 4, 2022
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surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.
by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014
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