tardanian

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

by q4rules April 27, 2007

Tazmanian Taco

Where a girl stands on her hands, receives oral sex, and the one performing the oral sex vomits into her vagina.

I gave her the ole Tazmanian Style Taco, and filled her box right up.

by Charlie Gorman September 28, 2004

Tarzana

A district in the San Fernando Valley region of the City of Los Angeles.

Do ya wanna live in Tarzana?

by Lock_Out September 25, 2008

Tazmanian 3-way

The act of having loud obnoxious sex with a sex doll while your partner tries to sleep. Then after busting in the doll, you hit your parter with the freshly filled hole as hard as you can and hold it over their face. They will thrash wildly like a tazmanian devil trying to breathe through the jizz and rubber.

I totally pulled a Tazmanian 3-way with my wife and "real doll" last night!!

by MagicRat October 23, 2017

Tasmanian Brunch

The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.

The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.

We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.

by Nacho A$$hole June 9, 2019

The Tasmanian thumbcumber

When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.

Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.

by Jaredlipp1717 May 20, 2022

Tasmanians

Actually dont have two heads, and we are rarely harassed by tornado riding Tazzie devils such as you may see in 'Loony Tunes', quite nice people actually.

Well...Bruce:"hey are you a victorian?" Bill:"no, actually from Launceston, im a Tasmanian" Bruce:"oh ok, just askin......don't Tasmanians have two hea..POW!!..Bill:"stupid Queenslander..hurry up and use day light savings like the rest of us, maybe next time i punch you you wont be an hour late in dodging my fist

by Banjo-Sam June 16, 2006