Man, while I was shagging Cindy last night, it smelt like something was dying. It must have been her tart beaver
by Mark the dir November 3, 2014
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by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022
Get the nerd ass pop tart mug.A sex move where you dress as Gene Simmons from KISS and tongue-bang the shit out of a neenish tart while banging your partner from behind.
I was screwing Linda from behind the other night after the KISS show. Just before I came I reached in a bag, pulled out a Neen, took a bite and jammed my tongue deep inside the bugger... That's right, the old Geneish Tart.
by henryboogle November 25, 2014
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He's literally PERFECT.
Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.
He's literally PERFECT.
Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.
“Yo have you seen the new genshin character? His name is Tartaglia.”
“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry”
“For real.”
God I love this man.
“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry”
“For real.”
God I love this man.
by YOURLOCALSIMP October 17, 2022
Get the Tartaglia mug.lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.
(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"
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Accredited to author Robert A. Heinlein in his novel "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"
Accredited to author Robert A. Heinlein in his novel "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"
TANSTAAFL is the golden rule.
by Depherios November 15, 2003
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