Tartfuck

Retarded fuck

You messed up my hair you tartfuck!

by Janax3 December 13, 2018

Turfucken

The act of putting a Fleshlight in someone's butt hole and then proceeding to fuck the Fleshlight.

Dude, I gaped Ashley last night and then got my Fleshlight and Turfuckened her.

by SowSadler June 15, 2023

turfucken

A severely fucked up thing or situation. Originated on the Daily Show wth Jon Stewart.

Sudan is a turfucken of a country.

by Ks1994 January 17, 2011

Turfuckin

Tofu version of Turduckin. Invented by several extremely high college students so named because such a dish would certainly be a lame approximation of the real thing.

"Lets go be vegans and eat some Turfuckin!"

by the purchase panther January 7, 2008

Turfucky

A turkey stuffed with 5 to 7lbs of calf liver and held at 98.6 deg F.

A Turducky is a boned chicken stuffed into a boned duck and then both are stuffed into a turkey. A Turfucky is similar.

by Special Ed November 29, 2003

turfucken

when a man gets a handjob from the woman hes fucking while his dick is in her vagina

ed was balls deep when he felt cindys hand reach around and insert itself in her own vagina and start jerking him off. at last, the elusive turfucken. not to be confused with the count jackula

by ebhon February 10, 2009

Trafucktum

<tra-fuck-tum>

1.(adj.) An epic mixup or mistake that is completly rediculous broght forth from a very simple situation that could have very easily been avoided; a cluster-fuck.

2. (n.) An BIG orgy consisting of only the 2009 graduating class form Port Allen High School, but only the good looking chicks.

1.Man, how did you get busted for weed while masturbating in your moms bathroom? You left the door unlocked.. What a trafucktum!

2.
John:(asking question to all) You guys going to that trafucktum tonight? I hear its gonna be a good one...
(all responding)
Collie: Yeah man, its just us seniors now...
Nick: I dont know bruh, maybe man...
Lee: can i bring the camera?
Cody: Get in there TONE!
Bizzette: Can i bring the weed?
Donovan: nah, its cool... Im sticking with kayla...
Potter: I can get laid?!?!
A-Bear: This cannot end well at all...
James: Yes it can...
John: Yeah, you gotta wrap it before you tap it... and before they get fat and start to look like their parents...

by www.myspace.com/sonygod February 19, 2009