tampoon

the kind that shoot! a tampon used as a harpoon gun or missile
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!

sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!

by the diabolical snuggles(sean) April 13, 2009

Tampoon

A tampon, soaked in a strong liquor or for the non-drinking saints amongst us (who while sober are willing - Legends) caffeinated products and insert said tampoon into the anus. (Tampooning) This is best achieved using an applicator not made from card and preferably with some KY jelly. The result is alcohol entering the system and bypassing the liver, promoting your inebriated state.

1: Andy just tampooned last night!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump
1: Dirt!

by beaverman May 29, 2010

tampooning

Tampooning is when you stick a tampon in someones vag to fish for blood clots

Man 1: i went tampooning the other day and caught a clot

by Poohdeb July 9, 2017

tampoon

to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon

johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?

by ass rammer 67777 October 24, 2008

tampooned

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.

a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.

by chismgism January 11, 2012

tampoon

a female sanitary aid which goes in a nice warm place..

When the man watched the attractive woman bend over to pick something up, he silently wished he was her tampoon.

by fuckman January 5, 2008

Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011