Tallywhacker

also know as wanchung and patakiong, means cock and balls

can i put my tallywhacker in youre ring piece?

by the bear February 20, 2004

Tallywhacker

it's a dick

You have a small tallywhacker

by Darkest of the memes July 2, 2017

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.

We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003