a weird hose like object located above your sac used for modelling aeroplanes out of clay and jabbing folk in the face during prep because it is funny.
by kevvy January 30, 2004
noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.
After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.
by bigbootyluvva March 07, 2009
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Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.
by Maria and Alii November 04, 2007
“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker
“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019
Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.
A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.
A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.
We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen
Thank u. Jesus
Amen
by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024