Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

Talton

Awesome, Thoughtful, and awesome person. Usually, drug-free anybody would be lucky to have a person named Talton with them.

Man, that Talton is an so sincere we could talk all night and I wouldn't get bored!

by HighTopSamurai August 17, 2018

tabletop grinding

grinding in which the guy is upright and girl is bent over (creating a flat surface like a table on her back)

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by strudel and cherry pie March 11, 2011

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

by aleja113 February 28, 2009

Tabletoe

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.

"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"

by jsmpap March 19, 2023

yamamoto taketora

the ace of nekoma / outside hitter for vc kanagawa. criminally underrated - how do you look at those fangs and not love him? bit of a twat at the start of the manga but becomes amazing as he develops. more talented than you realise!!

me: my favourite character is yamamoto taketora

everyone: who?

by taketorasaurus December 15, 2020