tabbling

tabbling = typing + babbling
sharing all your thoughts on a chat service even when not asked for it
mindless chit chat on a forum or chat service
talking random nonsense with friends on a chat service

What are you doing?
I'm just tabbling with a friend on facebook.

Why are you tabbling all this nonsense?
I had a boring day and nothing interesting happened.

by Djoni wArlike September 3, 2009

hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Ambulance Tailing

When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.

Ambulance tailing is a dangerous and illegal move.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 5, 2021

Shirt tailing

Admiring someone so much that you fully imitate the persons style, talk, way of being.(cloning the person)

Son says to mom; Have you noticed travie shirt tailing me.

by Taylor Alan Moe March 16, 2021

Tiger Tailing

The act of dragging your fart from one place to another whilst walking as though it is a long, gaseous tail.

Maurice: I just did a massive fart and realised I was tiger tailing the old man behind us.

by Buff Orpington April 14, 2011

tailing

Rhis is when you have a penis and you push it in between your legs and make it look like a tail. then someone gives you a wedgie and when your penis hurts who ever gave you the wedgie has to now give you a blowjob.(works better with a big penis)

When i was iwth my friends they payed me and my friends 20$ each to tail each other. So first i got tailed and it hurt, but then i had to tail him and he has such a hairy rod, balls, gooch, and ass so right when he cummed they held me down and he stuck his ass in my face. and this is tailing

by wedgie June 20, 2007

Tabling

Having sexual intercourse with someone who is at least one generation older than you.

"Hey man, you be tabling my mama?"

"Yeah, I've been tabling your mama.!"

by Jimmy James February 11, 2006