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On Tyne

Where as on TIME is considered 15 minutes early, ON TYNE is 2 hours late to everything. Named for the famous Wilma Tynes, Upward Bound Director.
Guy1 - Dude we were supposed to leave at 9, and we didn't leave until 11!

Guy2 - Its okay man we're still On Tyne.
by In.The.AM June 29, 2012
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newcastle upon tyne

a fantastic place to live and be in! The United Kingdoms most amazing place to be! Reasons for its excellence span far and wide but this place is especially known for its excellence in people! manny, niki, keenan, anna and kimmy rule the land with their equivilant of the house of commons; the bute!
"Newcastle upon tyne is a great city!"
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."
by daniel manuel February 3, 2008
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flueggin tyne

I had a flueggin tyne of a good day.
by Adam Tyne September 8, 2006
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Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.

Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.

A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.

As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Aston Villa Newcastle upon Tyne artificial sperm libido Geordie
by Frank Todd Malone July 10, 2009
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the tyne

an upcoming band, includes cooper, daniel and ryan
edgiest ppl around
they are really good, and have been on tour with new hope club
they are loved❤️
the tyne means new hope club junior
yes i’ve cried over this🤧
we love you Xx
by cookiemonstergee October 13, 2019
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tynetta

Beautiful, smart and kind just dont piss her off
i would love to date a tynetta
by tynetta October 14, 2015
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Tynersburg

place. Industrial city where most of Ohio's fridge magnets are forged. Located where the magnetite miners had easy access to both water and oil Tynersburg grew from a small hamlet to a bustling metropolis at the turn of the century when fridges began to be formed from metal instead of wood.

Home of the Fighting Woodchuks pasanka choir and a Bavarian Beer Stein interpretive center, Tynersburg boasts a bold hold on the past and a niche-based future.

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Isn't Tynersburg the home of both an Olympic archer and a famous composer of Indian ragas?

Why yes. I believe it is, and I think you can buy cleverly constructed fridge magnets celebrating both of them.
by gnostic1 August 10, 2012
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