twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

twfbidl

an acronym mean
That
Was
Funny
But
I
Didn't
Laugh
this will replace lol b/c when people say lol they don't actually lol

Pete-So then he said thats a car not a baby
Me-twfbidl

by NK + ID September 6, 2005

twidentified

To have someone tell you that you look like a member of the cast from The Twilight Saga film series. It usually happens in cycles, and most often when unexpected. A true twidentification must be spoken, but in many cases the subject might just get stared at. Stares should only be counted when they fit into a cycle of true Twidentifications.

old lady: excuse me young man, has anybody ever told you that you look just like that guy from the Twilight?

young man: why yes, I have been twidentified many times before, but never at my grandfathers funeral!

by Buzzsaw B February 10, 2010

TwiDash

The name of the shipping couple between Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony:FIM. It is the favorite of most people and is one of the most common and cutest. usually paired with RariJack in FanFics.

The Flying High, Falling Hard FanFic, the Cloud Nine FanFic, and the Building Bridges FanFic. These are all TwiDash FanFics.

by zTwiDashz August 12, 2012

twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

by the rugged MANN June 1, 2009

Twidiot

A Twidiot is a person who uses Twitter in foolish, immature, and counter-productive ways. A Twidiot may use Twitter to harass, intimidate or bully others, spread false or misleading information, rant and rage at people with different viewpoints, or repeatedly cast blame for his or her own mistakes.

The CEO behaved like a TWIDIOT when he denigrated his subordinates in his daily early morning tweets.

by Gilmag June 19, 2017

French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008